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im maeghan and I care about fictional characters more than I care about myself
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Aug. 27 1:35 pm

justice4mikebrown:

(via ruyukomatoi)

kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

(Source: kanyewesticle, via 7billionothersandme)

avolating:

I want a relationship, not necessarily for sex but just someone to tell everything to and have movie nights with takeaway and just someone to trust

(Source: timid, via infinityfandomsandfeels)

misha-bawlins:

hayleytonks:

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

lets talk about sims for a minute

in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.

just saying

also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens 

(Source: radmichaelclifford, via literallyrad)

mahkia:

mcavoyhasladyhips:

 #Well done Dean #yes very inconspicuous Dean #no one’s going to notice you like that

Professionals.

jewtsu:

thepartywentz:

the hit band ball out boy, featuring hit singles such as “my slams know what you did in the court” and “what a catch, lebronnie”

I got troubled hoops and the jump shoots to match, come on and slam come on and slam.

(Source: rygabe, via infinityfandomsandfeels)

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

(via adieu-ava)

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

(via the-de4d-are-living)

  • me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke
tastefullyoffensive:

The worst.